Intelligent Idiots of the Internet

Is there anybody in the internet community who have never received an Email like the following?

Hi,

 

Are you still looking for the right business?

 

How I made over $2000 in just 10 days using a ridiculously stupid

technique that I stole from my own affiliate But first, let me show

you the benefits of the “On Demand Profits” system”

The system is completely risk free. You are not required to spend

a single cent on advertising or anything else. As they say in the

financial world, there are no hidden costs.

 

You can start right away. In fact, the report also includes a “Quick

Start Guide” to get you going in minutes.

 

You do not need a website or any special skills to profit from the

“On Demand Profits” system. And you do not need any of the

other stuff that’s hitting your mind right now.

 

You can make money on demand if you put this fully into practice.

It’s like your personal ATM Machine.

 

Its just $7 puts the report within reach of the vast majority of people.

It’s not too expensive for even the humblest beginning online businessperson.

I too got one like the above and here is my quick reply to it.

Sir,

thank you for giving me the wonderful idea of making $2000 in 10 minutes. I have no second opinion in my joining this scheme.But why should I spend $7 for getting the quick start guide?I know you have already made a fortune by  using this method and $7 will be like penny for you. If you can forgo this money and give the stuff free I can make a lot of money and sure I can pay you $1000 for the guide.

If you are willing please send me the quick start guide otherwise I will reach the conclusion that there is no such magic formula for making $2000 in ten minutes other than this Email which will fetch you million dollars due to the fact that the majority of the netizens are idiots.

Thank you and welcome to my spam forlder!

I haven’t received a reply yet!